Saturday, September 15, 2007

The Perfect Girl


Funny, I never thought about it before, I see no point in doing so. I believe sometimes we do not know what we want till we see the thing we want so I choose not to waste my thoughts on picturing what my dream girl would be like. Also, I believe that there is a finite number of thoughts you can conjure up in your mind and once you used up all these thoughts, the term “brain-dead” comes in, and that’s why some people fall into comas.

Charlotte: I just don't know what I'm supposed to be.
Bob: You'll figure that out. The more you know who you are, and what you want, the less you let things upset you.

One of my favourite quotes from one of my favourite movies, Lost in Translation. If you people have been following my blog long enough, I’m sure you all know I’m addicted to movies. Perhaps it’s just my way of escaping reality. Anyway, all that translates to is:

  • To be my girl to love, you have to love movies. I strongly believe what kind of movies you watch or choose not to watch says a lot about who you are. And I’ll often quote from some movie out of the blue. Therefore, to keep up with me, you’ll have to watch plenty and plenty of movies.
  • You have to be blessed with the ability to laugh at the silliest things, the un-funniest of things because I do not have a good sense of humor but the worst thing about it is, I think I do. Therefore, the ability to laugh at all things is the most important survival tool you’ll need if you want my company. It’ll also fool me into thinking you are smart enough to understand me.
  • You have to make me laugh. I have a pretty fat face and they say laughing makes your face slimmer and as some smart Alec said, “Beauty is the promise of happiness”, so make me laugh and you’ll be promising me happiness.
  • You cannot be talkative, even if you are, try not to show it. Allow me moments of peace when I need to. There is a time for everything, talk only when it is time to.
  • You have to be intellectual, but intellectual enough to know when not to be intellectual. Tough eh? That’s what I call intellectual. Because I do not have the highest self-esteem so if you are too smart, my sense of self will be threatened by you.
  • You have to be cute. Hmm… perhaps around 161cm in height. Don’t worry, I’m around 176, so subtract 10 from that and that means girls that are 166 and below all have the privilege to wear high heels when we go on dates.

If you fulfill all the above criteria, please post your email under the comments for this post, I’ll email you my email so you can email me your photo and CV. All the best!

9 comments:

ah boon said...

wei...... openly looking for soul mate? tsk tsk....

Do you believe 'like poles repel and unlike poles attract' can be used in relationshion/love context?

I realised that you look for common interest, look for character/traits that you do not have. Interesting. So wat can u offer to the ger in return?

Sui Generis said...

Haha, ya, self-advertise.

As regards to the like poles repel unlike attract I think 2 have to be more similar than different. Majority similar. Then a bit different. Like have to like to watch movies. But have different views on it. Else one like to watch movie the other like to go clubbing very hard sia.

Haha, ok, I'll post in my next post what I can offer then...

Kay said...

Haha... What about one who loves her drinks as well as her movies?? Balance is the essence in life you know...

Maybe you could get your other single authors to get their details online then you can open a dating online service... LOL

Sui Generis said...

Haha, if they want to advertise themselves I have no objections.

And drinking I guess is ok with me, just not too much or addicted can le.. bcos u noe wat they say.. alchohol makes men bold... and women.... loose

Song Queen said...

Haha ur criteria is funny.. I meant the part abt the gal being cute.. Cuz i was thinking wad do u mean by cute and u went on to define the ht of the gal.. Wads e relation btw ht and cute?

Sui Generis said...

Haha, ya, usually shorter gals are cuter. Perhaps it's cos they are short that they are cute. Taller gals are more imposing. It's like you tend to find little kids cuter ma.

Another criteria for cute is must smile a lot. And must have a nice smile. And have white teeth. And best is have dimples. And eyes that sparkle. And big eyes. And black black eyes. And black black hair. And glossy glossy hair. And it'd be a bonus if the hair smells nice. Nowadays very stress, so need aromatherapy

Kay said...

Yeah... And beer make males feminine...

I guess your perfect girl shouldn't be able to describe in just a few brief adjectives... Seriously, if life is that simple, there's no challenge whatsoever...

And as to what ah boon said about opposites attracting, it is true... If you are looking for a carbon copy of yourself (only she just comes equipped differently), you wouldn't have gained anything at all... Different views in life can serve as broadening your view from your tiny peephole.

Song Queen said...

"must smile a lot. And must have a nice smile. And have white teeth. And best is have dimples. And eyes that sparkle. And big eyes. And black black eyes. And black black hair. And glossy glossy hair. And it'd be a bonus if the hair smells nice."

haha u seem to be describing an anime character sia.. Real life not easy to find someone like tat.. Hmm maybe celebrities ba..

Sui Generis said...

To Song Queen,

Hmm... Very true, haha, perhaps that's why I'm still single, because Celebrities would never want me.